Last Active: 10 months ago
Shot, sad boy leaning on his cheek in the dining room.
Boy: SIGH
Announcer: What's the matter, Timmy?
Timmy, scared a disembodied voice has suddenly entered his home: W-Who's there?
Announcer: Upset that your icons for twitter, facebook, and all those other dumb social media websites are too boring?
Timmy: Y-yes?
Announcer: Well, Timmy, it seems you need to UPGRADE THAT ICON!
Timmy is struck by lightning and, instead of dying immediately, is now transformed into a super rad dude with shades, a skateboard, and a very small and manageable tyrannosaurus rex he is riding.
Timmy: WHOA! AWESOME!
Announcer: Of course it is, Timmy. (You little brat).
Timmy; Wh-
Announcer, cutting off Timmy: All of our products are made with 100% Really Big Pixels technology. It ensures your avatar or icon, or whatever you dumbass kids are using these days, looks and FEELS the best.
Timmy, hopping off his super cool mini t-rex: Wow! How do I get my own super cool social media icon?
Announcer: By filling out the form and buying one - TODAY!
Timmy: Golly!
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